Work Christmas Meeting

Work has announced that the company christmas meeting is in a couple of weeks. The format is usually quite formal in the morning with the customary meetings, followed by lunch and a disco for the afternoon. Sounds all rather jolly. However, as the meeting is 'compulsary for everyone unless you have pre-arranged holiday booked,' this to me just sounds like 'There is a company meeting, and you will have fun or face a discipinary.'

The meetings and lunch sounds fine to me, but I am dreading the disco part. This is primarily because watching me dance is like witnessing a horrific epileptic fit, and there's nothing you can do about it except maybe shove a sock in my mouth to stop me swallowing my own tongue.

 My only hope is that my complete lack of kinaesthesia may influence future company meetings, and spare other people the embarrassment that is the 'work do.'