1. Where possible, leave at least one empty cubicle between you and the next person. It's seriously creepy to have a pee-stalker right next to you.
2. Don't talk. No one needs to hear about the bargain shoes you bought when they're trying to go to the toilet. It's off-putting. There are very few times when conversation is necessary.
3. Resist the urge to yell "it wasn't me!" when leaving a particularly stinky cubicle. If they didn't think it was you before, they do now.
4. If it was you, for God's sake at least spray some deodorant.
5. Be prepared for some pretty horrific public bathrooms (they are common). You may need your own hand sanitizer or even loo roll. Try not to get carried away.
6. Wash your hands. Really? You need an explanation for this one?
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